PLAYER NEWS
Congratulations to Michael Horak and Neal Hatley who were part of the England XV who beat a Japan Select XV 37-10 earlier today in Tokyo.

SEASON TICKET 2003/2004
Tickets are now on general sale and remember that the early bird price is available until 31st July.
How to purchase a Season Ticket for Season 2003/2004:
By Application Form: Click on the following link to download an application form - Season Tickets 03-04
By Telephone: Call the Ticket Hotline, between 8am-9pm, on 0118 968 1000.
In Person: Simply visit the Ticket Office at the Madejski Stadium, Monday to Friday 9am-5.30pm, Saturdays/Non-Match 9am-4pm or Post Match on Match days.

SPONSORSHIP & HOSPITALITY 2003/2004
Packages, ranging from Seasonal Boxes to Individual Hospitality, are available for next season. Prices from £48.50 per person per game.
There are also a variety of sponsorship packages, including player sponsorship at £250.

To get details please e-mail Abigail Findlay (abigail.findlay@london-irish.com).

EXILES TOUCH RUGBY TOURNAMENTS

London Irish is delighted to announce that two touch rugby festivals will be run on 10th September at Redingensians RFC and 14th September at Ealing RFC (times to be confirmed). The festivals are open to anyone over the age of 16 with the main emphasis being on fun and enjoyment in true Irish style!
GET TOGETHER WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND ENJOY THE FUN!
The festivals last a few hours and as well as some great touch rugby, there will be a BBQ (and beer!) for players and spectators alike. Why not enter a team with your friends from the pub, rugby club or work? It's easy to enter as a team or as an Individual in any of the one day festivals, all you need to do is go to www.touchrugby.com and click the London Irish logo.
Once you have decided on what festival you want to enter, simply register your team by pressing "Register Now", complete the registration process and then select the tournament you want to enter.
All questions on both days can be answered by our partners at www.touchrugby.com.

DIGGER CLUB RECRUITS NEW MEMBERS
Digger the Irish Wolfhound has launched his 'Digger Club' for the 2003 / 2004 season. Two legged mascot to London Irish Rugby Club, Digger has recently been awarded the prestigious title of 'Best Zurich Premiership Mascot'! Digger is the funniest and cheekiest mascot around, and his fans of all ages can now show their support by becoming a member of the official Digger Club.
There are many benefits to becoming a member of the wolfhound's Club, which include receiving a birthday card from the team, lots of freebies like mini rugby balls and special chances to meet the squad. In addition, only Digger Club members will be picked to be official matchday mascots.
Digger is very excited about opening the Digger Club for members for the 2003 / 2004 season and woofs: "This year the Digger Club is going to be absolutely dogtastic! I've got loads of woofing great activities planned and hope lots of my fans will join me to experience the best ever Irish season at the Madejski."
It only costs £10 to become a member of the Digger Club and the full benefits are:
- Entry into the draw to be a matchday mascot
- 10% discount on London Irish merchandise in the Megastore
- Free mini London Irish rugby ball
- Birthday card from Digger and the squad
- Welcome letter with membership card
- Invite to Christmas party
- Birthday announcement in matchday programme, on website, over tannoy and on scoreboard
- Exclusive competitions for signed shirts
- Special chances to meet the players
- Team poster
- Free 'No Need to Dream' video
- The chance to interview your favourite player, with the interview being printed in the matchday programme
- Digger page in the programme
- Digger section on the new London Irish website
- E-mailed newsletters
For more information e-mail digger@london-irish.com.

THE SPORT SHOW - THE ULTIMATE SPORTS DAY!
Fancy taking the children to a fantastic sports event this summer? Want to particpate in rugby skills with London Irish? If so, then read on ......

From the 4th - 6th July, Earls Court will be transformed into a fabulous interactive sports extravaganza where visitors will have a unique opportunity to try out a huge range of sports and mingle with their sporting heroes.
The Sport Show consists of fourteen different sport zones where workshops, competitions and demonstrations have been organised under the expert guidance of sports champions and premier league stars.
London Irish supporters are in for a treat as we will be hosting 'The Rugby Zone' on Saturday 5th July. Competitions will be taking place all day and skills sessions will include scrummaging on Predator Machine, touch rugby competitions, practice your kicking, tackling and passing skills.
We would like to OFFER YOU the opportunity to take advantage of a 2 for 1 offer on tickets! Call 08702 72 73 74 and quote GOV03 and come and see what's on offer.
The event is fully interactive which will give you, whatever age, the opportunity to try as many sports as you can imagine. There are demonstrations, displays and competitions to get you active and lots of advice on how you can get involved .

TALES FROM THE CRAIC
Memory isn't what is was
Two eighty-year-olds were watching TV.
"Bert," said Mary. "Would you do me a favour? Would you go into the kitchen and get me some ice cream out of the freezer?"
"I will", said Bert.
"Well, shall I write it down for you?" asked Mary. "Because your memory's not what it was."
"Don't be stupid, woman. I can remember a simple thing like a plate of ice cream," snorted Bert.
"Yes, but I was thinking of having a little chocolate sauce poured on it, so I'd better write it down."
"I'm not stupid you know", bawled Bert.''I can remember ice cream with chocolate sauce."
"Yes, but do you know those hundreds and thousands decorations. I was thinking of a sprinkling of them on top. I'd better draw a picture," said Mary.
"You'll do no such thing," said Bert. "I can remember ice cream, chocolate sauce and hundreds and thousands. Just hang on a minute."
Hang on Mary did, one minute, ten, twenty, forty. Eventually Bert returned carrying a tray. On the tray was a plate. On the plate was egg, bacon and sausage.
"See, I told you I should have written everything down," said Mary.
"Why's that?" asked Bert.
"You've forgotten the toast," she snapped.

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